Disappointing in its 2D lack-of-tactile-cuddle capabilities, this infrared-sensitive installation titled INBED by Drew Burrows projects an interactive female bed buddy for those forlorn nights. Spooning into you on your side and curling up when you're on your back, she's the perfect "I'm too sleepy for sex" virtual reality replacement.
Related: Sheet Stealer accessory for lonely men.
That certainly belongs in Noam Tran's Accessories for the Lonely Man, and in the MoMA exhibit, Design for the Elastic Mind.
I personally thought cold feet was particularly clever.
Hmmm I just use a pillow.