June 29, 2008

Sharper Image less than sharp about images


The Human Touch line of massage chairs are more than a bit graphic in their design. One can only hope this brand doesn't manufacture a series of beanbag chairs.

June 23, 2008

Links from last week: Velcro, vibrators, and RFID recliners


Similar to the Skipped Over Sunday series of posts, "Links from last week" aims to give some love to the slightly less stale stories from the previous week.

• Sticky stuff: Velcro lamp shades and space dividers

Robotic RFID recliner tags along for when you get tired

Vibrating mascara sadly lacks bluedildonics technology [via]

June 19, 2008

Spore vaginasaur creatures get censored by EA


Spore already is proving to be less accepting of all-walks-of-life (and love making) than Second Life. PC Gamer's Kristen Salvatore created a "Boobalicious" creature, to which EA wrote her a warning about violating their TOS for inappropriate content by way of nudity. Salvatore is unsure of how the Spore "community managers" got tipped off about her tit-creature, but we can only wish it was our job to look for creature porn all day long.

June 16, 2008

Pwned by Playboy


Sex spreads. That should be the replacement adage of "sex sells" for the latest viral videos. Tired of chipmunks and chocolate rain, clips of the Wii Fit Girl spread eagle across the interweb in record time. Feeding off the fanny frenzy, Playboy's Jo Garcia attempts to pwn the Wii Fit Girl in a battle of panties and pigtails. Surprisingly, this very staged version doesn't have the same ass appeal as the original.

June 15, 2008

Sight for the week's end


Happy Father's Day from Durex.