November 18, 2007

Mile High Club members take plane down

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346023250_101e31e0a7_o.jpgThe Mile High Club flew a little less high after two passengers spent more time being jerks than jerking off. Apparently, the ready-to-take-off ticket holders started fooling around in their seats and felt like taking the party to the restroom. When sex-less, law-abiding passengers complained, the flight attendants confronted the couple. The couple obviously had yet to climax, as they then threatened the attendants, which made for a mandatory diversion to Portland on their way to Las Vegas. The plane promptly kicked off the couple and left for Las Vegas, sans sex.



That is funny. I just rode on a plane yesterday, and the couple in front of me made a mad dash for the restroom, but I think they got away with it.

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