April 10, 2007

Porn for Women reminiscent of JC Penny catalogs

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12372823.jpgPresenting a prude and perverse perspective of porn, a new book pushes the boundaries of stimulation. Porn for Women, by the Cambridge Women's Pornography Cooperative is 98-pages of nonsense and nausea. Glossed with photos of men in khakis and Kmart sweaterrs, the non-porn "porn" is about as attractive as a screenplay for Stiff Sluts IV featuring Anna Nicole. Surprisingly not doting their i's with hearts, the curvaceous calligraphy and pastel patterns offer such lines as "Breakfast is on the table. I'll have your outfit ready in five minutes" and “Ooh, look, the NFL playoffs are today. I bet we'll have no trouble parking at the crafts fair", it's a surprise that they don't tack on "It's okay, I totally understand why you only want to have sex twice a year". Wishing the book was a cute joke, the sex-less soccer moms behind the book are apparently serious and believe that this is what straight women fantasize about. For the rest of women, this may be the only thing we find hard to swallow.


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....love that last line Ariel. ha.

You can't see it but there's a tiny subtitle that reads "who's husbands are having an afair with some younger girl from the office"
Actually, it says "who have translated their childhood love of ponies and rainbows into an unrealistic expectation of real life"

I hope that book has a # for the suicide hotline on the back.

Whoever wrote this "review" did an AWFUL job! You sound like some total slut who was let down by the book not being hardcore porn.

O noes! I was looking for porn in a book with porn in the title!

Since when does liking porn make you a slut?
you = EPIC FAIL.

wait, the book is serious? i actually thought it was funny, if sexist. but i thought the intention was to be funny.

BlingBlong's comment just made me into a TOTAL slut.

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