Japanese want to eat you out

While always a fan of feminine pleasure, something tells us that the Japanese have made 'take out' a bit more scary than just an overdose of MSG. A new fad at a Japanese restaurant diverts away from the so-last-year trend of eating sushi off a sexy, naked woman's body (yum!), by of course, fake augmentation. Replacing the old trend, a fake body sculpted out of food rests on the table, just asking to be eaten out. While a friend may describe the thought to be as gross as going down on a girl with a yeast infection, the Japanese intend it to be even more horrific. By opening up a piece of bleeding skin, you are then supposed to eat the insides. Perhaps we'll just stick to the spring rolls.