January 3, 2007

Creepy crawly makes women tingly

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parasite.jpgAccording to an article published last month, a parasite is responsible for "turning women into sex kittens." The mind-altering parasite Toxoplasma gondii is believed to make women more promiscuous and men more stupid, and is said to have infected 40% of the world's population.

"Human infection generally occurs when people eat raw or undercooked meat that has cysts containing the parasite, or accidentally ingest some of the parasite's eggs excreted by an infected cat." ... "Interestingly, the effect of infection is different between men and women," ... "In short, it can make men behave like alley cats and women behave like sex kittens''.

Before you try to feed your wife a slab of raw meat, be sure to read up on the other side effects. Like the soothing voice on a prescription-med commercial, this parasite can cause schizophrenia, abortion, death, but you can probably still brag if your erection lasts for more than 4 hours.

via: Sexoteric

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